November Pain! 26/11/2011 – Buy Tickets

[ 26th November 2011; 1:00 pm to 6:00 pm. ] “AND WHEN YOUR FEARS SUBSIDE AND SHADOWS STILL REMAIN, OH YEA,
I KNOW THAT YOU CAN LOVE ME WHEN THERE’S NO ONE LEFT TO BLAME.
SO NEVERMIND THE DARKNESS WE STILL CAN FIND A WAY,
NOTHIN’ LASTS FOREVER EVEN COLD NOVEMBER PAIN!”
The Seaside Siren Roller Girls are finishing 2011 with a bang… A HEAD BANG!
Bout 1: GUNS v [...]

Want to be a Siren? SSRG’s Freshmeat Class is back!

[ 24th July 2011; 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm. 1st August 2011; 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm. ] Step 1: In preparation for the Seaside Siren Roller Girls’ next Freshmeat Class, come meet the league and complete your registration!

Who – All girls and boys interested in playing derby or becoming a referee or non-skating official.

Where – Waterside Farm Leisure Centre, Somnes Avenue, Canvey Island, [...]

Seaside Siren Roller Girls present: 2nd Annual Seaside Siren Summer Jam!

[ 23rd July 2011 7:00 pm to 24th July 2011 1:00 am. ] It’s that time of year again.. time for the Sirens to show what summer at the seaside is all about!

It’ll be a night of fun and surprises featuring LOCAL DJs and LIVE BANDS (to be announced soon), the best cupcakes this side of the Atlantic, and saweet merchandise stalls! The venue will be rammed with [...]

Seaside Siren Roller Girls present: BEACH, BASH, BOSH!

[ 18th June 2011; 1:00 pm to 5:40 pm. ] After the success of our first bout, we’re thrilled to announce another exciting day of LIVE ROLLER DERBY ACTION in Southend!

BEACH, BASH, BOSH will be a another double header corker beginning with two teams – Lifeguards v Beach Babes – made up of skaters from different leagues from all around the country, facing off for [...]

The Seaside Siren Roller Girls present: BRAWL AT SEA!

[ 23rd April 2011; 1:00 pm to 5:00 pm. ] The Seaside Siren Roller Girls are beyond excited to announce our FIRST EVER home bout, BRAWL AT SEA! It will be a double-header match-up, with two bouts for the price of one, and the best day out Southend has ever seen!

Bout one sees the Pirates vs the Sailors – two teams made up of skaters [...]

SSRG’s Second Freshmeat Class!

[ 27th January 2011; 8:30 pm to 10:00 pm. 8:30 pm to 10:00 pm. ] UPDATE – PLEASE READ! Unfortunately it seems our hall has double booked Thursday evenings, so we are forced to reschedule the Freshmeat Class’s start date to Monday, 31st January. The class will then subsequently be held every Monday evening after that – same time, same place. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused, [...]

Want to be a Siren? Come to our Meet & Greet!

[ 23rd January 2011; 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm. ]

The Seaside Siren Roller Girls are inviting you to check out what we do!  On Sunday 23rd January, come visit us at our training venue to have a Roller Girl talk derby to you!

This is a preliminary open session for all girls interested in the next Freshmeat Class (date to be announced soon), and also [...]

Anti-Valentine’s Black & Blue Ball!

[ 12th February 2011 8:00 pm to 13th February 2011 2:00 am. ] Join the heartbreakers, home wreckers, and serial daters of Essex in rebelling against stupid cupid and his painful arrows. Love is for losers!

Featuring performances by STEVE HOOKER & HIS STRIPPED DOWN STOMPIN’ BAND, SON OF BUFF, and ONLY GHOSTS and featuring LIVE BURLESQUE!

Also local DJ’s throughout the evening, raffle drawing with amazing prizes, yummy cakes, [...]

Our first birthday can only mean one thing…

[ 4th December 2010 9:00 pm to 5th December 2010 1:00 am. ] … a First Birthday Bash!!!

It’s been one whole year since the Seaside Siren Roller Girls strapped on their skates and hit the track, and we’re celebrating Essex style! Help us start our second year off right by joining us on 4th December at The Alex in Southend for a fun night of drinking, dancing, and shenanigans [...]

Sirens 2nd Apperance at ‘Now, Voyager’ Craft & Vintage Fair!

[ 14th November 2010; 12:00 pm to 5:00 pm. ] There’s no more excuses for boring lazy Sundays!

On Sunday 14th November get up a tad earlier and come on down to the Railway Hotel, Southend-on-Sea for Now, Voyager’s first craft and vintage fair.

Through the doors you will find a variety of lovingly baked treats, CD’s & records, hand-crafted greeting cards, vintage inspired clothing, hand-made hair [...]